1) You only hate your job 50% of the time.
2) When people are ordering starters at a restaurant, you don’t freak out – because you finally have more than $33.70 in your back account the weekend before payday.
3) You can bring someone home without having the following conversation…
You: No more talking.
You: Because my mum is a light sleeper.
4) If you lie down in the perfect position, you can get the fly of your jeans done up on the second try – every time.
5) You have a savings account – even if it contains 60 cents. You still have a savings account.
6) You have the self-confidence to eat ribs on a first date.
7) You’ve upgraded from the car that must be entered through the passenger door.
8) You see the following life event on facebook… [insert your ex’s name here] married [girl with the perfect bone structure and hair like a freakin’ mermaid]…and you don’t feel the need to lie down in the foetal position chanting I am good enough, I am good enough…
Take your wins!
Much love X